by Budner November 8, 2007
Get the Chodemug. A chode is a man's penis that is NASTY!!
Chodes are fatter than they are long.
Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting!
Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man.
uncircumsized chodes are the WORST!
Chodes are fatter than they are long.
Very nasty in the fact that they are always wrinkled and look disgusting!
Most males with chodes try and make up for their chode by claiming to fuck alot of girls, denying their chode, or even trying to get in a fight to look like a man.
uncircumsized chodes are the WORST!
dude: "Omg i heard Andrew B had an UNCIRCUMSIZED CHODE!!!!"
girl: "Yea he totally does! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows!!"
dude: "ew thats sick!"
girl: "Yea he totally does! Ha he totally denies it even though everyone knows!!"
dude: "ew thats sick!"
by Andrew_B_is_short_and_stubby April 23, 2008
Get the CHODEmug. a chode is someone who is very impatient and stingy.. especially regarding anything concerning alcohol and/or drugs. hobies include (but are not limited to): spending the night in detox, getting arrested at house parties in boulder, getting arrested at shows for trying to sneak in having already bought a ticket, always bumming cigarettes off people, constantly getting locked out of her room and consequently having to sleep outside, passing out on main streets in boulder, trying to save up for a 420 fund but is forced to spend all the earned money to pay for m.i.p.'s and detox bills, hooking up with guys who may be missing some teeth....
by MOLDY TURD April 8, 2010
Get the chodemug. One who has a small male sexual organ. Also known to be a braggart, fiend, sexual deviant, cleptomaniac, bad tipper, and a red head.
Hey Ursula why do you keep going out with that dude? He is such a chode and he looks like a genetically altered aardvark.
by The predicament August 24, 2014
Get the Chodemug. by Will Grinter May 18, 2005
Get the chodemug. by Groompah January 5, 2009
Get the Chodemug.