The Smooth Cheddar Attack

A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.

Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.

by Big chees3 September 18, 2013

foobin up tha cheddah

when A man strokes his pee pee until it shoots out a slow erruption of cheddar and makes a cartoon-like noise "fooooob!"

I've been fooobin' up tha cheddah

by erratic December 18, 2003

cheddar

a smoothly paved road, great for any type of skating

dude that hills so cheddar

by thirdlegjohnson July 11, 2011

chedder

easy
"chedder cheesy" ryming slang for "easy" or jus "chedder" for short

"dat bird is bare chedder"
"who eva said life was chedder was wrong"

by Nick Biggs April 18, 2006

cheddar fry

A burrito so hot god himself couldnt eat it: or a loose woman who likes to get banged like a salvation army drum with the fury of a wolverine

yo that bitty i jizzed on was quite the cheddar fry...son

by sixty August 17, 2007

Chedderbob

Chedderbob is the "Kingpin" of sorts of the southwest Michigan area. He is well known by many as Chedder, McChed ect. Chedderbob has connections to people on the far brinks of the area he is from. His group of friends consist of The Amigo, Riceball, The Party, and many others. He is a celebrity in this area, he can handle his women and also handle his enemies. He is not to be tampered with.

"Hey man, did you see Chedderbob just beat that guy? He didnt even have to hit him, he just told him things about how he is insicure about himself and then he left! It was crazy!"

I love Chedderbob, he is so kind and sensative, yet he can also be quite a bad ass when he needs to be."

by blazing streak July 6, 2010

blowing cheddar

Make money illegally

If don't want the time, don't commit the crime of blowing cheddar.

by Sexydimma March 29, 2017