Carl-Dominik Von Harrach

he is the sexiest man alive and his bright blue eyes will make you fall in love with him. He is strong, Healthy, Intelligent and loveable. He is caring and trustable. If he ever gets a girlfriend he will treat her really good. He will go to the gym every day. he is fast and loves athletics. He will have a great job and will earn lots of money.

Carl-Dominik Von Harrach

by fbgsdh;ojfiybsdtvru April 21, 2019

Hot Carl

Oral sex after anal sex. A hooker usually is paid $200 for this. Sucking a cock after ass-fucking

That nasty bitch let me give her a Hot Carl.

by Headman July 18, 2008

Carl Edward Jordan Split

One person plays the role of banana, and lies down on a futon. The other two play the roles of ice cream and whipped cream. Toppings, like fudge, cherries, warm pee, and printouts of famous presidents and supreme court justices are then added on top of the "banana."

Once everyone is in place, while listening to an audiobook version of the Illiad, all members pretend someone is eating the banana split and "mashes all the ingredients together."

After everyone is thoroughly covered, they cuddle and lick up the toppings.

A "Carl Edward Jordan Split" would be when Jordan is the "banana" and Carl and Ed cover him in peaches, cherries and fudge. Carl switches on the Illiad and curls up in a ball on Jordan's legs with pictures of Sotomayor. Ed grabs a handful of seabeans and gets in as the "whipped cream." After "eating the split" for 3 hours, they cuddle and eat all the toppings.

by Funmonger man September 14, 2009

sub zero carl

freeze a piece of shit to use for sexual play.

Before an erotic night of passion, take a dump and place in the freezer until frozen solid. Place on your lover's chest and titty fuck them! Now you have a sub zero carl!

by Joshy Boy and Keeb December 26, 2008

HOT CARL-"DREAM STYLE"

n. - same as "OLD CHICAGO STYLE" except to add vomitting on the felator's back.

This chick prefers her hot carl "dream style".

by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005

HOT CARL-"OLD CHICAGO STYLE"

In order for a "hot carl" to be "old chicago style" it has to be done in a public bathroom.

my girlfriend likes to give me a hot carl-"old chicago style" every time we go out to eat at mc marios

by peter didlo May 18, 2006

cold cut cosby carl combo

a Cold Carl, whilst getting a Cosby sweater. you can receive them in any order, and you can get or give them. and can be received with or with out cheese.

"dude she was a freak!"
"how?"
"she gave me a Cold Cut Cosby Carl Combo!"
"omg no!"

by Pimp'o'hot carls April 18, 2010