Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Virginia Apgar + Victor Varnado + Bruce Willis (A Mathematical Song))

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

Uncle Bruce

That one uncle that tells offensive, dark, or just racist jokes to his brother's or sister's kids, usually jokes he doesn't tell his own kids.

Dad: "Where did you hear that from?"
Son: "Uncle Bruce told me that joke."
Dad: "Don't talk to your Uncle Bruce anymore!"

by TheDeadYeti November 27, 2023

bruce teh shrimp

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp

Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!

by helleagh September 10, 2017

McCoy Bruce

He is very nice and very caring has a big penis and knows how to use it very good and will only use it on his girl

O is that McCoy bruce
Yea he is hot

by person 67 November 11, 2019

Bruce-WAYNE

Resembling Batman; or Bat dad you space out and "have a moment," for.

"Hey Girrrrrl, did you see that body body ody ody ody on that Bruce-WAYNE?"

by Sunshine puddin February 21, 2024

Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne is the man who is watching all criminals in Gotham City. He has pointy ears and wears a cool black fabric on his back. HE IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT BATMAN. He is Bruce Wayne.

Who's Batman Oh it can't be Bruce Wayne!

by Not Santiago January 12, 2017