n. A teacher that is very technology oriented, and flaunts his iPad around like it is his child. Also one who is very helpful, but also cynical and sarcastic.
"Did you hear about Apgar's new iPad?"
"Who hasn't heard about it?"
"Why the heck are you so sarcastic and cynical?"
"I have had Apgar for too long, he's changed me"
"Who hasn't heard about it?"
"Why the heck are you so sarcastic and cynical?"
"I have had Apgar for too long, he's changed me"
by elricbros123 August 25, 2011
To continue to play the same song over and over and over and over again until you contemplate either blowing your brains out or killing Ryan. If you have a favorite song you will no longer enjoy it because it will be Apgar-ed to DEATH!
by C00L_BR0 May 3, 2019