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by sliving June 18, 2022
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Brad's are the popular guys in high school who play football and have crushes on cheerleaders. They are the gayest guys in the world and they are ridiculous in any sense...No one likes them except for cheerleaders and a nerdy girl who can't help but fall in love with him. He is usually cute but when he reaches 34 years old. He evolves into a Kevin. This is another name for a stupid jerk who hates everyone but himself. Kevin's go to country clubs and wear sweaters around their necks especially pink ones. Brad's cannot keep a girlfriend for a day more or less a minute...they are so egotistical and rude to their friends...DONT BE A BRAD KIDS
Nerdy shy girl," Brad is so hot!"
Best friend, " I heard he's on his 5th girl already and it's only the second hour of the first day of school"
Nerdy shy girl, "Really, he must be a player"
Best friend, "No..he is a Brad. And one day he'll become a Kevin with a trophy wife"
Nerdy shy girl, " Crap, is it bad that I still want him"
by UrbbgAbby July 5, 2022
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Wow…he needs to stop being a Brad and get a job.
by onlyaccuratedefinitions February 20, 2022
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brad is beautiful and sexy
by b r a d February 27, 2022
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Brad casini

Master of the universe Emperor of the United States and protector of Mexico.. also known as Machetti , Most likely no taller than 5 foot 5 inches. In most folks best self interests that they not to be fucked with..for the most part they <~•(bradcasini)•~> are in fact Loyal true caring short Dick little fuckers that everybody loves but nobody really can look up to.. That's a fact Very small penis But that seems to have no effect women will fuckit .. everybody loves it..

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That brad casini is about as queer as a metric Crescent wrench..

When I think of brad casini it makes me want to eat a shit sandwich and commit suicide with an ax
by Whack*brack~it March 2, 2022
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