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Power of the Box

The Power of the Box is a term that describes why males do dumb things because females make them do it, even when they have a choice in the matter. It also refers to how the female population will generally have the upper hand if the power of the box isn't controlled from an early age in the relationship and given boundaries.
Given that males are generally peace keepers we will forever be succoming to the power of the box.
Punishment of not succuming to the P.O.T.B can result is such things as arguments, no sex, temper tantrums and loss of relationship and further pass outs to go and hang out with mates being revoked and emotional blackmail.
Dude 1: Dude, why the hell did you sell your motorbike? Power of the box?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, i had to succum to the power of the box.

Dude 1: Oi dude!
Dude 2: Oh hey dude whats up?
Dude 1: Where the hell did you go?
Dude 2: Oh dude I moved to Tasmania..
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you want to do that?
Dude 2: Power of the box my friend
Dude 1: Woah dude, I feel your pain.

Dude 1: Hey dude, why did you bail on the party on Saturday night, it was sik, we got so wasted and there was chicks making out and blah passed out and threw up all over himself!!
Dude 2: Oh dude, total bummer - I couldn't get a pass out, had to stay home and clean the house..
Dude 1: WTF? No wait, don't tell me, Power of the box?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, it sux.
Dude 1: Damn the box and damn its power!
by Brendorunduah January 31, 2009
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swamp box

That dirty bitch has the mad swamp box
by baldylocks1976 January 29, 2005
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box jock

A one time highschool douchebag jock who now moves boxes in a warehouse for a living.
James: Hey, I stopped into Great Buy for their free-phone friday and I ran into Jeff. Guess what he's up to now?

Tom: What?

James: He's a box jock in the warehouse. Guess he should have paid attention in calc.

Tom: That sucks. Pass the joint, dude.
by TribbleDibbleBibble(sc3n3) October 2, 2010
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x-box

Noob way of saying xbox.
"So I was like playing my x-box..."
by Doodles May 17, 2005
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hot box

When you smoke in an enclosed area(Car, SAUNA, Tent, small room) and the smoke stays in the area and you are contnuously breathing in smoke... the purpose is to FUCK YOU UP! Have fun.
by Mike Lancea September 21, 2005
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Awkward Box

The annoying box underneath your Facebook profile underneath your picture. People tend to put awkward lyrics that they believe "define them." Others put inside jokes that would only make sense to one other person. Facebook Stalkers are often made uncomfortable by what's in them.
Stalker 1: Hey did you see the lyrics in Joe's awkward box.
Stalker 2: Yeah it weirded me out.
Stalker 1: Dido.

Stalker 1: Her awkward box says "My body is a weapon. Whachaw! Karate move."
Stalker 2: Well that's awkward.
by awkwardlife December 29, 2009
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