Fanny batter

she cum, the juice of a lady, what makes a pussy nice and wet!

I fingered her pussy and she was wet with fanny batter

by Keithmeister May 14, 2003

Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick

Not bad.

Pier: How was last night's SSS?
Chappo: Better than a poke in the eye with a burnt stick.

by Chappo January 20, 2004

ass batter

wet, sloppy shit that squirts as soon as you relax your butt cheeks

That fucking hobo got ass batter all over the floor!

by Da Nasty One November 11, 2004

better run bitch

When you have to run as fast as you can from someone who is going to kick your ass

1. "Hey I fucked your girlfriend yesterday." "Brb!" "What?" " Better Run Bitch!!!"

by Sorry mate August 24, 2015

Bitter-sweet Cinnamon Roll

A person who can be innocent and sweet but is usually devious and slightly evil; their intentions however, are never meant to harm others

She seems like she's so cute and innocent but I saw her laugh when Dan told that dirty joke. She's such a Bitter-sweet Cinnamon roll

by Pickles-Tickles March 25, 2016

Looks Better on Paper

When someone's interests and hobbies match up perfectly with yours (for example, the answers often filled in on social networking websites), but your personalities do not.

"On his facebook profile he said he was into vintage, indie rock, and coffee, so I thought we'd be a perfect match. When we hung out he was totally lame. I guess he just looks better on paper."

by erinn windsor April 16, 2009

i can do it better

"i can do it better" is something someone would say before they try to perfect what you were doing but fail miserably

looks like they're really good at that, i bet i can do it better

by i can do it better May 14, 2016