student bowling

When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.

Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.

by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014

mind botling

having difficulty deciphering a phrase or text that can lead to frustration.

"It's mind botling with what you just said, I don't understand what angle your coming from"

by tustada May 5, 2016

number bailing

When someone asks you why you want their phone number and you lie to them.

I almost got my crush's number yesterday but I ended up number bailing.

by robobuilder October 28, 2017

Adam Bowling

The most savage dude you'll ever meet. Much smarter than Connor, and better at lifting weights.

Adam Bowling would beat Connor Sweeny in a street fight.

by SnitchHunta April 21, 2018

Bear Bollinger

male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree

Bear Bollinger is a male person that is usually tall and scratches back using a tree.

by Bear is kool May 3, 2018

Gay bowling ball

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head

You look like a gay bowling ball

by Tom dim May 25, 2018

Tipsy Bowling

An event where you have drinks then go bowling.

"I'm going out of town for my birthday this weekend so lets have drinks with friends and then go bowling."

"I think I will call this Tipsy bowling"

by Tanecia the inventor March 18, 2019