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Why I don't trust the Bible

Holy shit, it's like watching Jesus get flogged! That was brutal! That whole debate was just brutal!
Hym "Except I don't think I'd actually laugh at the sight of Jesus getting flogged. I might masterbate though, bah dum ts! Sad wank for Jesus! Why I don't trust the bible? More like 'why you don't want the sauce!' Got this nigga lookin like he never even SEEN a book!"
by Hym Iam June 19, 2024
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Word Bible

A Word Bible is another, more accurate word for dictionary. A Word Bible, is a collection of definitions of all the sacred words, in the language you choose. It is considered to be holy, and the one and only divine record of language.
Person 1: I don't know what spaghettification means.
Person 2: Look it up in the urban Word Bible.
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Bible

the people who follow in gods footsteps accept all. regardless of whether you're gay, straight, black, white.
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Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film
I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”
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bibled

Verb or Adjective; Used in college slang: Being assigned so much reading that you feel like you have to read the whole bible or being assigned reading that is not easily understandable
Oh, my professor really bibled me today.
No, she can't come. She's been bibled and will be at the library all day
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Vocal bible

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