A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.
Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.
by sci-isms March 23, 2024
Get the jizz fairmug. by AngiTangi September 3, 2021
Get the Fair snoodmug. by fordashy is gay June 27, 2023
Get the Financial Fair Playmug. In any given situation, where it is totally legit to say «fuck it», a counterpart can state; «fair fucks..»
by TERMINATORm July 4, 2020
Get the Fair fucksmug. When a woman meets another woman at a festival. She falls in love with her and decides to U-Haul her upon meeting within the first 5-10mins. Love at first sight.
Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Another term for U-Haul Lesbian.
Daisy fell for Lilith upon meeting her at the festival. She had Lilith Faired her into moving in together shortly afterwards.
by This Gal Friday ❤️🔥 September 5, 2022
Get the Lilith Fairedmug. The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.
"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025
Get the Daifuku Fairmug. Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Ne vendez pas de la drogue.. Stop playing the idiot and go to school. Stop selling drugs.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2025
Get the Faire le Martin-Karlmug.