black bastard

Originates from the north of Irleand. This term refers to those accused of aiding the crown forces or the British government. This term in Ireland does not refer to race although its true meaning is often unclear.

That black bastard was giving information to the RUC!

by culchie October 30, 2007

Emo Bastard

Emo Bastard. 99% of the male emo population. A few of them do it to get chicks, and to get props on the ass they get from wearing tight pants. Just yet another fad that JUST showed up. This is NOT "just the way you are". I witnessed it pull it's ugly head out of the primordial ooze. All of a sudden mowhawks turned to fuexhawks, Bondage pants turned to Little Sister's/Mom's pants, and black metal turned to "screamo". Luckily for most emo bastards, they'll inherit a large amount of money and won't ever have to work a hard job. Stop whining, Hot Topic is NOT a hard job. Try construction, boys. But for those emo's who are poor and will eventually need a good job, have fun closing up those inch sized holes in your ears (I know I am).

Emo Bastard: "Hey Steph, I just wrote this poem.

Ahem.

'The way you talk to me is like a thousand sharp razors shooting through my ears. It makes me want to split my veins in half and bathe you in the fountain of blood. Blood. Blood blood blood. The blood will be red. Red is the color of the anger school fills me with. Parents make my eyes red with hate. Hate for the money they don't give me. Razors. Razors Razors.'

Ahem.

It like... might need a little work. But the heart is there. The emotions."

'Steph' (an Emo Bitch): "Thats like... so deep. And true. I feel you about that money shit, man."

by Valstein June 18, 2006

Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood May 13, 2005

limey bastard

A stuck up resident of the sewer known as England who lack any sense of humor and take themselves as seriously as the French when an American decides to make fun of them. usually caused by their lack of sunlight and tasteless, nauseating diet.

Fuck off if you cant take a joke, you miserable snaggletoothed limey bastard.

by The Elf July 11, 2006

communist bastard

1. the highest level of communist loserness
2. communist who doesn't know who their father is

Die you communist bastard!

by disrespecting foo December 10, 2002

baister

One who pulls out and ejaculates on his woman

That girls got a load in her hair, she must have gotten the baister.

by Ler May 13, 2005

Badstuber

Pronounced - Badshdoober

Used to define when something funky, positive or negative, is going down...

The term is in reference to Bayern Munich defender Holger Badstuber - blessed with an awesome last name.

It was invented by the boys of Waltham Abbey after discovering him when Bayern Munich beat Manchester United in April 2010.

Person #1: I just had a fight with that kid I told you about...
Person #2: Did you give him some kick-ass badstuber?
Person #3: I badstubered his ass big style!

or

Person #1: Your goalkeeping is awful today!
Person #2: I know, I'm have a real badstuber!

by FamousGrouse April 13, 2010