Bagel

a derogetory name for a jewish male (usally teenager)

Bagel stole my lunch money again!

by GB 23 March 27, 2005

bageling

the johnson country (ks) way of tp'ing. At the end of the day, the left over bagels at Einstein Bros. are given away. So people dumb them on unsuspecting yards. Like tp'ing put more expensive. Best done if it will rain that night.

Person 1: Hey dude, that ass Jake broke up with me
Person 2: Hey I got an idea, let's TP his house!
Person 1: No dude, it's going to rain tonight, let's bagel it.

by bumblingbando May 31, 2004

babel

A horrible, HORRIBLE movie, that uses every go damn language except English (including sign language) unneccessariy, and appears to have no point other than little middle eastern kids masturbationg on cliff sides and shooting busses. It is the worst movie I have seen in quite a while, in fact I still have a strange urge to hang myself in my backyard it was so horrible. Unless you feel like reading subtitles to a crappy movie for 2 hours, avoid this movie at all costs.

Me: Wow, I can't believe I just sat through that crappy ass babel movie. *As I tie a noose to end my suffering*

by Necro260 May 6, 2007

creme cheese bagel

when you rub cum around her asshole then lick it off

mmm love me some creme cheese bagel

by horny bastard April 1, 2005

Jew Bagel

A person who is acting like an idiot or a jerk-off.

Harvey: Jeff I'm on your team, why are you shooting me you stupid Jew Bagel!

by therealsuperman8 February 6, 2009

Bagel

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

by Manonthe3up March 1, 2009

queef bagel

when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.

I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.

by scatterbox January 19, 2009