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Baseball

A sport most people would say is boring but those people are people who don't know shit about it. This sport is America's Past Time because of what it has done for the nation. It has kept The United States united throughout time, just think of 9/11. After the "terrorist" attacks in 2001, Baseball's World Series brought the United States together in a time of struggle and pain.

Baseball is also the only fair sport there is. You have to pitch the baseball over home plate to get strikes which leads to getting outs to end an inning and eventually the game for nine innings or more in case of a tie leading to extra innings. The pitcher has to throw the Baseball over home plate it allows the opposing team to be able to hit the ball, if they can. You can't run out a clock like in other sports; you have to throw strikes in order to win.

It is also a very difficult game. Take a Baseball player and put him in any sport and he will compete. Take any other athlete and throw him a 95 mph (mile per-hour) fastball and he won't touch it.

Michael Jordan, greatest Basketball player of all time, retired from Basketball in his prime to play Baseball then decided not to continue because of how difficult this sport is.

"Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and still be considered a good performer," as said by Hall of Famer Ted Williams.

Other sports are great too but Baseball is G.O.A.T
Baseball MLB Beisbol
by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013
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12th base

When your girlfriend removes her glass eye and you prodceed to insert your penis inside the hole and fuck her.
Guy 1: "Dude we got to 12th base I don't deserve to live anymore."
Guy 2: "shit bro I'll get my bat."
by Shaniquaobamaniqua September 17, 2013
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59th base

My life goal is completed after the 59th base.
by Endeavor19 July 5, 2009
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tenth base

To fake an orgasm by splashing previously created and preserved semen onto your partner.
"I had to pee so bad, so i reached into the nightstand and pulled out the vile of semen I keep- just in case. Moaned a little and splashed it on her... First time I ever got to tenth base"
by Tim Gruich October 6, 2008
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3rd base

oral sex, usally closely followed by intercourse
i got to 3rd base with your girl last night
by unknown April 3, 2004
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42nd base

marinate your grandma with ranch dressing while a horse is raping a goat in the ass. The goat must be ramming its horns up your anus and you are licking the dressing off of your grandma while she is jamming a black dildo down her throut.
-Dude I just got done having 42nd base!
-Awesome I've only made it to 41st.
-Loser!
by C-BABY21 March 28, 2009
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base

kid - "Damn! Did you see that kid do a 1080 on a skateboard?"
kid 2 - "YEAH! That was fucking base!"
by eml97 June 12, 2011
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