Bartleson

Last Name: Bartlesons Are Great Lovers, Fighters and Thinkers. Very Nobel and Very Attractive

Tod Bartleson Is a cool dude

by Bartleson May 7, 2009

Bartlesville

The best little city in Oklahoma. The firendlist people you will ever meet. Often overlooked due to its funny name and small size. Don't forget to go to the Woolaroc wildlife preserve!!

Joe: Dude, I'm going to Bartlesville next week.
John: Where the hell is that?
Joe: It's this awesome town in Oklahoma!!

by HayHay<3 August 15, 2011

Bartons

A cheap vodka often used in well drinks or used to get poor underaged undergrads drunk.

We were so broke that the three of us pooled together $11 to get a 1.75 handle of Bartons

by Saf the Gaf June 1, 2006

flaming bartender

a flaming bartender is just like a stranger but better, like a stranger you sit on your hand till it's numb then apply icy/hot to your erected "member" then you beat it like it owes you money.

"i was lonely and stragnes jsut wasn't cutting it, and thats when the flaming bartender 'came' in handy"

by Coady March 12, 2007

barted

telephony term discribing an unsightly half-ass aerial splice or other totally fucked-up repair.

when i arrived at the house and saw the greaseshot and j hook in the tree ,i knew i had just been barted.

by johnny February 20, 2004

The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX

This is a name that most likely does not exist

Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Bartolomeo

The proper name for a sophisticated & saucy chihuahua male with feet that smell like fritos. A rare breed indeed.

A: Did you see that dog? He's so dope!

B: Yeah, that's because he is a Bartolomeo, duh.

by Breadcrumb February 3, 2010