Bald Pigeon

While having vaginal intercourse, after the male ejaculates into the female, she then climbs to an elevated position and drips semen onto his bald head. Creating the illusion of a pigeon shitting on someone.
"Clara and I had a wild evening. First we had dinner, then after we made love she suprised me with a bald pigeon".
by ShootFastEatAss69 July 27, 2022
mugGet the Bald Pigeonmug.

Bald

Usually a person named max, preferably from a clan LGC or LEGACY.
Me: Max you are bald don't talk to me.

Max: you're right, I'm sorry
by Tokyosdomain June 28, 2025
mugGet the Baldmug.

Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.
Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”
by Tweakerbitch98fanpage September 9, 2021
mugGet the Hayleigh’s bald spotmug.

Bald Headed Daddy

A father who has spoiled and raised his daughter so well that her standards are considered high. Best example of this was Hilary and Ashley Banks from Fresh Prince
by Kharmin April 21, 2023
mugGet the Bald Headed Daddymug.

bald short baby

nico is a bald short baby
by ilovemayo March 31, 2019
mugGet the bald short babymug.

bald assclown

Hairless finance manager who is acting like a bald assclown.
by Bil Gener June 1, 2012
mugGet the bald assclownmug.

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