hoot bagel

1.) used to describe a person who is not chill, very unattractive, and will most likely kill your vibe at any party.

2.) a bagel of hoot.

yeah bro im gonna call an uber and bounce, this party is full of hoot bagels.

by nochillbill February 06, 2016

Bagel syndrome

When your slicing a bagel,but you cut your hand too.

Oh,crap!! I need stitches. Now I got Bagel Syndrome

by Hippiechef July 26, 2016

Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 06, 2020

CROTCH BAGEL

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.

She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.

by RVRGUY September 02, 2022

Suede Bagel

Suede bagel is defined as the brown ring around one's asshole after not wiping for a period of time.

Have you seen john's suede bagel? It smells like shit!

by Sugah Raye February 10, 2011

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery March 07, 2016

Bagel Delivery

Some random shit-talking faggot on the Internet.

Wow, look at this kid he is almost as bad as Bagel Delivery

by BagelDelivery March 07, 2016