bagel bean

What does it mean. WHY WONT YOU TELL ME?

Sam: bagel bean
You: I don't understand

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Bagel fucker

Someone who has sex with a bagel.

Adam is the biggest bagel fucker in Ottawa. Guys so ugly the only action he gets is from a bagel

by Carplad19 October 11, 2016

bagel rupture

when you get anal blasted so hard your bagel (rectum) rips open

fuck I have a bagel rupture from last night

by SCUBA SKITTLEMAN October 8, 2018

Bagel effect

To throw a bagel at someone.

Person 1: *Throws a bagel at someone*
Person 2: "You just bagel effected that guy!"

by DNRAEKSESDED June 21, 2023

Bagel Hug

When one bagel has more cream cheese/butter than the other, so you have to smush them together to evenly distribute the spread.

“If you smush two bagels together, is that a Bagel Hug?”
“Yes”

by Señor Glumbo February 12, 2025

Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.

Leah can you cream cheese my bagel?

by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018

Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.

Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 27, 2021