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Australian

Australian- A person who is born / a citizen of Australia.
Australians are really, the indigenous!
Most Australian think calling people "wogs" & "chinks" are normal & not offensive...

A bit sad because I love this country!

Ie: my mother is white, father is Asian.

When people ask what my "natio" is & I say Aussie.... MAJORITY of people will look at me & ask again.... So I say; you mean what's my parents background?! I am AUstralian! FOR FUCKS SAKE IVE never even been to another country!!!
Australian- (White) people: I'm an Aussie!!Australian

Me: are you?? You mean you're a POM!
Coz the Aussies, real Australian are the kooris
by Istambay December 23, 2015
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Australian Prime Minister

The act of shitting yourself at a McDonalds
Joe: “Hey man we gotta get out of here, I’m about to pull an Australian Prime Minister”

Tyrone: “What the hell?”
by Dumbation May 31, 2024
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Australian Navy Cadets

commonly known as the anchor wankers. The Australian Navy cadets are the worst Cadet force in the country. most of their training ships are not even remotely close to water yet. They still claim to be the best cadet force. The service uniform makes them look like homosexuals. Possibly because they are.
by i’m a cadet January 22, 2024
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Australian Airforce Cadets

The Australian Airforce Cadets are the superior of all Cadets, Better than the Homosexual "Anchor Wanker" and the very horny "Tanker Wankers", The Airforce Cadets The Australian Airforce Cadets are also the smartest and most intellectual out of the 3. Think of them like the Middle child, Extremely Underrated
Oh shit, theres the Australian Airforce Cadets
by UP_DA_WAHS May 21, 2024
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Australian Spitroast

The sexual position of two males facing each other with a female in between, one male fucking her from behind the other getting a blowjob but the female is upsidedown, arms and legs facing up, like she is in Australia.
She loves being spitroasted but really likes being manhandled and held off the ground, upsidedown, while being spitroasted, Australian style; Australian Spitroast!
by 0neHugeWang! May 21, 2021
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Australians

they had a war with emus and lost
OH NO THERE GO THEM AUSTRALIANS
by Ciquante dix-neuf March 8, 2022
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Australian Teachers

A gronk who will make you want to gouge your eyes out. You can bully a cunt and they will just watch but wear grey socks on a white sock day you'll get fucking sent to the rape dungeon for the teachers to sate their sick child vore fantasies.
Bill: Hey Jimmy you fucking retarded ass bitch I'm gonna rape your fucking mum.
Teacher: *Walks by and watches the encounter happen*
Australian Teachers: JIMMY IS THAT A LOGO ON YOUR FUCKING SOCK GET TO THE DUNGEON. Bill sweetheart you're almost late to class! Get a move on please munchkin.
by DarkOmega367 May 6, 2020
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