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Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack

Invented By Chuck Norris Himself!
Usually used when a ho starts bothering you in bed, talking shit or something. You just have to get your dick as hard as you can, do a roundhouse kick, but instead of using your leg to kick the opponent you use your dick. After you dates passes out from that glorious impact place your scrotum and dick near her face and perform a flying squirrel to wake her up. Injuries may occur... The only person that's been able to perform this maneuver properly has been chuck norris himself.
Dude, so I was having the best Fuckathlon ever... and this bitch starts complaining 'bout shit, so I tried tha Flying Chuck Roundhouse Dick Attack maneuver to shut her up!!! It worked wonderfully
by Mañiomalaz November 7, 2008
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Attack Helicopter

When you spin your dick around in circles very fast while cumming on a Girl/Guys face to represent helicopter blades and shooting from a guys "Gun".
I was being and 'Attack Helicopter' to this Gir/Guy and 'shot' her in the face from it.
by Noongar1800 October 27, 2020
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Attack Helicopter

A helicopter that attacks certain people. It is also considered a gender. Pronouns of the gender include heli (for he or she), Attas (for his or hers), Ati (for him or her).
Social justice warrior: YoU aRe HoMoPhObIc ArEnT yOu!
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.
by NuggetInc September 24, 2020
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gimp attack

an attack of millions of leather clad sex slaves
(A man is attacked by a gang of people)
Man: fuck i feal like im haveing a gimp attack
by aaron October 13, 2003
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poop attack

The sudden, overpowering urge to poop. Often occurs at an inopportune time and/or place.
I was 8 miles into my 20 mile run and I had a poop attack!
by steven1534 April 28, 2011
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Apache Attack Helicopter

When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.
by Dtreeman May 12, 2018
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