Nobody asked

A saying that is so cringy that I will slap you through your monitor and make you suck my ass

Person 1: *states opinion*
Person 2: nobody asked

Person 1: man shut yo bitch ass up like nobody asked that you could be so cringy

by Charlie Houle March 30, 2022

Askers

An myct version of "did I ask?"

Ali: Your hair looks weird.
Ellie: Any Askers?

by mcytjokes March 2, 2021

Askhole

An annoying individual who asks random questions with no substance or asks stupid questions without thinking.

some examples of an askhole in action

yo mate what would you do if someone came up to you and tried hitting you with their khrum?

yo mate would you ever make your bird say "gwan stick it in" before you shag her?

yo mate, want to go town?

"no".......

*1 hour later*

yo mate, want to go town?

"fuck off I told you no an hour ago, when will you get it through your primate skull that I don't want to go town today....!"

yo mate, if I get some cheap pink game boy micro's you think I can make a profit on ebay?

by Zoo Keeper January 1, 2009

Who asked?

Who asked? is a term used by sluts and should only be used correctly (see example below) it's a low life insult and a better one should be used instead of this cringe worthy sentence. Most people know exactly when to use it and are gods at doing it, and the others are usually Tik tokers, Roblox kids, Dumbfucks, Gacha life kids, and low life scumbags that know very little in English communication and would rather watch the world laugh at the stupidity in their hands.

For the people who use it correctly, are most likely at the top already, and are well known in the community where they are. For most people, they will brush it off, but men don't, they will assault the mind of the whomst asked, if they are required too.

if you are a member of this so called "insult" I advise, seek the comeback of "You did dumbass..." and watch them deny the fact they are mental.

Bad use
A: "So anyway that's why we all should run y'know?"
B: "Hey who asked?"
A: "My fuckin friends- Who asked you to bump in?"
Good use
T: "So does anyone have any questions about the test?"
A: "Miss! umm who?"
T: "... Who wha-"
A: "WHO ASKED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" (get it cause nobody likes teachers? ahahahah kill me)

by meth bitch June 21, 2021

Askhole

A person who constantly asks for your advice, yet always does the exact opposite of what you told them.

I told Audrey not to go out with that guy because she would just get hurt. But she did anyway, stupid askhole.

by prettyboyswaqq814 July 25, 2012

AskPaulinaGirls

A club owned by Paulina Porizkova on Stardoll. It is commonly abbreviated to APG.

There is a wide mix of people but in a (large) nutshell there's populars, posers, scammers, wannabes, awesome people, nice people, advice givers, advice seekers, emos, dharmas(A.K.A perves), story writers, game creators, Virtual life creators, pic posters, ass kissers(sheep), haters, attention seekers and The Coolest People You Will Ever Meet(basically everyone).

APGer1: OMG My headphones are broken help AskPaulinaGirls

APGer2: Don't worry just get another pair

APGer3: It's ok mine broke too, OMG i hate the song Sexy B*tch

APGer4: OMG ikr? you're so cool

APGer5: But you said the other day you liked it.....

APGer4:Well i hate it

APGer6: I'm soo ugly *tiny pic link* tips to improve my look

APGer7: Dye your hair :)

APGer8: YO SO UGLY! I'MA FCK YOUR MUM

APGer9: DHARMA! Get out! I might kill myself

APGer10: I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!

APGer11: Karla, 15, bf ask, bff ask, (OMG don't leave)

APGER12: Do you guys want to hear my story?

APGer13: NO I HATE YOU!

APGer14: I'm Miley Cyrus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

APGer15: I don't know how to do tinypic so add me and give me your pass :)

APGer10: I'm back, i love you guys you're so awesome!

by mystery chick January 30, 2010

Askam Pennsylvania

Lower class area in Pennsylvania. Residents include hicks, scumbags, crackheads and losers.

Dont go slummin up in Askam

by todd February 24, 2005