Absolute Doofus

Someone who is a little bit stupid, but you don't want to tell them that so you say this instead as a "joke"

OH MY GOD YOU ABSOLUTE DOOFUS WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

by Jaquavious The Alien™ August 31, 2025

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Abiel

A person who is lowkey on the gay world and on leylo world he is a cool dude tho.

Hey you're an abiel "leylooo world"

by Jose Negron October 10, 2025

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Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.

John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.

by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025

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The mental state that occurs after experiencing so many strange or inexplicable events that your brain begins to “copy” — repeating thought patterns, blending memories, or feeling detached from what’s real.

“I think I might start being Abolistipansolachont.”

“Don’t become Abolistipansolachont!”

“I don’t want to become Abolistipansolachont.”

“Let’s not Abolistipansolachont people.”

by Greatmanwhoeatswords October 31, 2025

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Abilene

Any mother, but especially step-mothers, who blame innocent children for their adult relationship problems. They are masters of projections specializing in bullying the youngest humans.

My mom was a classic Abilene. Your mom sounds like an Abilene.

by AbileneSucks November 30, 2025

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