wipe me down

to give a guy a handjob by licking your hands and "wiping" him down

I asked my girl to wipe me down last night and it was messy.

by kdkajks January 8, 2008

wipe ya mouth

To wipe one's mouth.

Kathysue: Jazzy, U gonna buy me this ring?

Jazzy: Listen woman, go wipe ya mouth.

by randomerfromindia August 23, 2009

born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020

Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.

Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"

by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010

Peanut butter jelly wipe

When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.

Man I had the worst peanut butter jelly wipe when I started my period this month...

by TheMrsBrown April 20, 2015

Swipe Before you Wipe

Pertaining to Spirit Airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.

While having explosive diarrhea aboard a Spirit Airlines flight, Jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it... The sign read "Swipe Before you Wipe", to bad Jayson left his wallet in his carry on.

by Covejoel April 17, 2010

Wipe One's Ass with 20s

To have copious amounts of money, such that you can waste large amounts of it and still be financially stable.

It is desirable from a financial standpoint to be able to wipe one's ass with 20s

by The Infamous Smelly August 2, 2010