Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 30, 2011

Big Dave

A badass motherfucker with a sledgehammer dick who don't take no shit! Whatever you need Big Dave's got it! If it's fucked up Big Dave will make it right or you WILL ACCEPT IT the way it is because Big Dave has declared THIS is how it shall be!

Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!

by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022

[delicious dave]

is an amazing guitarist.! : is delicious, by far the most amazing in the band. EVERYBODY IS DEFINITLEY COMPARED TO DELICIOUS DAVE. but, in reality nobody could even come as #2.

at a concert
Ann: "Dude, Delicious Dave i want your kid!!"
Raquel: "Yea, man. Hes a lucky man ;!"
Ann: "NOVEMBER 3RD!!"

by delicious' hot friends. February 03, 2009

Default Dave

When you get out of the shower and your hair settles down and looks basic like some guy named Dave.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Default Dave right now

by sickeroni inventor January 26, 2023

Dave The Rapper

The ultimate unoriginal SoundCloud rapper he is the definition of that weird white kid is simping over a a hot thick Puerto Rican

Dave The Rapper wants to fuck Ms. Ramos

by BENSON YC March 25, 2020

dave the wave

Dave the Wave brings the flave. Basically the coolest guy around. He always brings the flave

Here he comes, Dave the Wave bringIng the flave!

by bassmandave February 18, 2016

dave bender

Name definition made up by combing the definitions of "dave"&"Bender"

Guy1:there is a homosexual male on my block who always has a bender Guy2:lol,he's a dave bender. a homosexual crackhead

by Random_name_definitions16 June 21, 2009