urban hot tub

A hot tub like structure made from a simple lawn chair in a shower.

John: Did you hear Dave got an urban hot tub.
James: How much did that cost him?
John: bout six dollars.

by campsell$ March 6, 2011

Hot tub bologna

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.

Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived

by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023

tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 24, 2016

Bulgarian Hot Tub

When a woman gargles warm water as a man dips his balls into her mouth allowing the bubbles to caress the balls like the jets of a hot tub.

Damn dude did you hear that Stephanie gave Billy a Bulgarian Hot Tub last weekend. He sure is one lucky dude

by Chad699 April 1, 2024

porcelain tub

Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.

Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!

by MONTY1975 April 16, 2017

Hot tub

A magical place of extreme euphoria, where Chris is not allowed to go.

Chris tried to use the hot tub with out asking Jake and when he entered the hot tub, he vanished instantly.

by Hot tub owner April 4, 2024

tub squash

Something that a stupid fucktard named nick made up, basically a way to get you into a bathtub and rape you.

Josh shut up or I will Tub Squash you!

by I Witchdoctor I January 29, 2018