The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
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Litteraly every belief except Atheism.
Religion is also sometimes called "Theism" and is the opposite of Atheism. Most religious people like me believe in a God, Godess, or Diodee. (Sorry for spelling errors, I'm Polish) and for quick history
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Litteraly every belief except Atheism.
Religion is also sometimes called "Theism" and is the opposite of Atheism. Most religious people like me believe in a God, Godess, or Diodee. (Sorry for spelling errors, I'm Polish) and for quick history
50000 B.C.E Religion becomes popular
900-1400 Troubles and wars with the Holy Lands
Many people seem to think that religion caused war.
Not true, in fact, the people who caused these wars were unable to take the fact others believe in other stuff, not that religion tells them to.
Cathilic: My religion is Catholism.
Christian: My religion is Christianism.
Protestand: My religion is Protestant.
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Jewish: My religion is Judaism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam.
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Protestand: My religion is Protestant.
Buddhist: My religion is Buddhism.
Jewish: My religion is Judaism.
Islamist: My religion is Islam.
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