OwO what's this?

It's a furry way of telling someone they have a) a big dick or b) a boner

Furry: OwO what's this?
Person: Uhhh...
Furry: You have a big wulgy bulgy UwU

by Shrekswaifu69 July 24, 2019

What gives?

Said to someone who has just done something annoying to you.

Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?

I'm enjoying my lunch in the school cafeteria. Douchebag walks by and knocks my milk all over my food.

Me: "What gives?!?"

by Supercords July 18, 2012

what even

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.

NOT to be confused with whatever.

ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!

YOU: what even

by campyspornshack December 27, 2010

what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."

by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018

what a lol

When something or someone is worth "laughing out loud" at; something funny that happens.

Person 1: *runs into a door*
Person 2: What a lol

by Siatkowkajestswietnie February 21, 2018

What It D

When your really southern drunk helpless teacher tries to say “what is this.

Student: I can't figure out this worksheet. Is this answer right?

Teacher: What it D?

by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019

What the fuckula

1: A phrase used by Kim Dracula fans when they are perplexed, confused, or downright annoyed and or angry.

2: A phrase that can also be used when something is silly or funny.

What the fuckula are you talking about?!

by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023