Short for 'what the fuck' when one is found to be around adults/children or people who are bound to be offended by the usage of the word 'fuck'.
(but not necessarily saying the letter f, but the pronounciation of it; like when you hit the breaks before you hit the tree. and in this case, you pause before you extend your cursings.)
(but not necessarily saying the letter f, but the pronounciation of it; like when you hit the breaks before you hit the tree. and in this case, you pause before you extend your cursings.)
by buckless May 18, 2006
Said to someone who has just done something annoying to you.
Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?
Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?
I'm enjoying my lunch in the school cafeteria. Douchebag walks by and knocks my milk all over my food.
Me: "What gives?!?"
Me: "What gives?!?"
by Supercords July 14, 2012
by Shrekswaifu69 July 24, 2019
Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.
NOT to be confused with whatever.
NOT to be confused with whatever.
ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!
YOU: what even
YOU: what even
by campyspornshack December 27, 2010
1: A phrase used by Kim Dracula fans when they are perplexed, confused, or downright annoyed and or angry.
2: A phrase that can also be used when something is silly or funny.
2: A phrase that can also be used when something is silly or funny.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
by Siatkowkajestswietnie February 21, 2018
by Cloudy Skyze February 14, 2019