What gives?

Said to someone who has just done something annoying to you.

Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?
I'm enjoying my lunch in the school cafeteria. Douchebag walks by and knocks my milk all over my food.

Me: "What gives?!?"
by Supercords July 18, 2012
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OwO what's this?

It's a furry way of telling someone they have a) a big dick or b) a boner
Furry: OwO what's this?
Person: Uhhh...
Furry: You have a big wulgy bulgy UwU
by Shrekswaifu69 July 24, 2019
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what even

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.

NOT to be confused with whatever.
ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!

YOU: what even
by campyspornshack December 27, 2010
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what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.
1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."
by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018
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what a lol

When something or someone is worth "laughing out loud" at; something funny that happens.
Person 1: *runs into a door*
Person 2: What a lol
by Siatkowkajestswietnie February 21, 2018
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What the fuckula

1: A phrase used by Kim Dracula fans when they are perplexed, confused, or downright annoyed and or angry.

2: A phrase that can also be used when something is silly or funny.
What the fuckula are you talking about?!
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
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What the whack

When someone does something weird or unordinary but it's not serious enough to say what the hell
by Mondy101 November 23, 2017
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