by Shrekswaifu69 July 24, 2019

Said to someone who has just done something annoying to you.
Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?
Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?
I'm enjoying my lunch in the school cafeteria. Douchebag walks by and knocks my milk all over my food.
Me: "What gives?!?"
Me: "What gives?!?"
by Supercords July 18, 2012

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.
NOT to be confused with whatever.
NOT to be confused with whatever.
ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!
YOU: what even
YOU: what even
by campyspornshack December 27, 2010

by Mondy101 November 23, 2017

When your heart can't take it anymore and you're just like "What a nut". Used by multiple Alondra's and is used when someone is aesthetically pleased
by rexatemDOughNUT July 31, 2018

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.
1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."
by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018

by Siatkowkajestswietnie February 21, 2018
