Beach Whale

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.

After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."

by FatF***s July 31, 2012

James Whales

James Whales is the founder of WikiCities & Wikipedia.

"Hey did you hear James Whales retired???"
"No."

by itstimeforafrica January 28, 2021

Battle Whale

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions

The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza

They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.

•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.

Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.

by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014

David Whales

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards

To lighten up the harsh argument, he posted a David Whales picture in the thread.

by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

The Lone Whale

The God of all species and is the amazing song The Lone Whale Official Music Video on Youtube

The Lone Whale is a God

by ftr9862 September 12, 2018

Poop Whale

When you drop a big load and it doesn't sink - a big part of it is out of the water like a whale (about a quarter), making it look like a whale.
It doesn't touch the sides of the toilet - just sits there.

I dropped two poop whales yesterday.

by Pope Pup August 3, 2009

shutter whale

An overweight tourist (generally American), taking obnoxious photos abroad.

Did you see that Shutter Whale taking photos of the leaning tower of Pisa?

by cwminor January 28, 2018