Weiner Hair

The hair that grows out of the tip of ones dick

Dude my weiner hair is out of control

by OhMrKrabs December 12, 2016

Weiner Feel

1. The sensation you feel on your wiener when you are making love. Inherently unique to each partner.

Kid- Grandpa, how did you and grandma stay married for 50 years?
Grandpa- well sonny, she had a good weiner feel and I knew she would be the one from that moment on.

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Wet Weiner

Blowjob is out. When yo girl sucking your knob, you’re getting that wet Weiner.

Babe, I want a wet Weiner.

by EAFrancis June 5, 2018

Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021

Weiner wart

Someone who bitches about everything but does nothing to fix or correct what they are bitching about.

Walt is such a Weiner wart but work change things of fix them.

by soulservivor December 31, 2017

Weiner vacuum

1. A person who inhales Weiners like a vacuum cleaner. 2. A person with a bad attitude.

Jordan’s got a bad attitude, he’s being a real Weiner vacuum!

by Daddy Snyder January 8, 2025

Weiner

Is means Weiner

The man:Stop littering,Weiner?
Evil dude: What? So I can save the turtles? Hell nah, I’m still gon litter bitch

by Mymummeanddad July 10, 2019