crack wax

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.

This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.

by uh...clem December 10, 2022

MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX

CREDIT TO : JERRY BLAVAT THE GEATOR WITH THE HEATER ...DO THE 81...LEADS OFF WITH CANDY AND THE KISSES ...DOUBLE RECORD ALBUM MADE OF WAX

AND HOTWAX RECORDS ...WESTBOUND NUMBER NINE...FLAMING EMBERS
AND CRAIGSLIST..G00GLE..FACEBOOK FAVORITE...WANT ADS ......WANT ADDS

DRIVE
LIVE TO TELL
HOLD ON
RELEASE ME
RAUNCHY

POSITION...ON THE SPINDLE
TRADER JOES
PUSHIN' TOO HARD ...

TARGET:SEE FOR YOURSELF
MOTOWN MINNIEAPOLIS HAS BLOWN DISNEY

NOW that the GAME is in place the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX has to begin fighting the ELDER ABUSE FRAME and the best way to do it is to understand the SOUND AD DISPLAY needs a new partner which easily you know what that is right away , "as tell me FAG BOY " do you have anything else to "ADD".

Hey do they have corporate SOVERIEGNTY over themselves when the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX is in place inside the I SCUM FACTORY.

Isn't it cool to not have to deal with their BABY WIPES as the price of the MANDATORY STACKS OF WAX as do you think the G00GLEPLEX.BUTTH0LE delivers to MENLO PARK or maybe the BUYER comes here to PEDAL their awesome SOAPY BANK ON IT HEY DAY BLUE ORIGIN TOOTH SPEAKERS.

by ACTUARIAL FULL CIRCLE August 14, 2022

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.

Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023

Wax the pearlies

to floss one's teeth

I have to wax the pearlies before I go to bed

by purpleburglaralarm August 25, 2025

waxing the dragon

Scrubbing your Willy while it’s hard in the shower.

Johnny won’t stop waxing the dragon in the shower.

by bbbballllllsssssssssuuupppp December 11, 2024

Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax

Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.

by Njpfunny December 9, 2024

crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

by uh...clem July 27, 2017