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Girdle Wax

You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax
Friend: “Dude, after the bar yesterday, I was driving home and got some serious girdle wax.
by Njpfunny December 9, 2024
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Wax lighting

Wax lighting is a variation of gas lighting but it's done along a long period of time.
"omg Beth's been gas lighting me for years!"

"she's wax lighting you mate"
by Literate Scouser June 2, 2022
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Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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Wax Eye Cereal Killers

WAX EYE released several parody trading card series. CEREAL KILLERS Series 1, and Series 2 parodies popular cereal brands mixing with iconic horror films.
Wax Eye Cereal Killers is great.
by SPrice1980 April 25, 2022
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crack wax

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.
This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.
by uh...clem December 10, 2022
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Wax Wanker

A person obsessed with letting everyone know how cool he/she is for the fact they just bought and are now playing music/djing using vinyl records .
"I Just bought some fresh wax straight from Berlin"(wax wanker) "Tonight Im playing at 10 till 11 and Im only bringing wax for this one"(wax wanker)
by ( ' ' ) ..... April 20, 2014
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Wax Your Starfish

the art of eating ass; performing a rimjob, lickin that bootyhole
by 666tacos August 19, 2020
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