Father water

Also known as semen, or sperm.

Guy 1: Duuuuuuuude, I COVERED her in father water.
Guy 2: Nice. Did you get it in her hair?

by LarryThePimp July 1, 2010

crab water

when you drive by a pond or a swamp or a lake type thing, and there is that nasty fishy moldy smell from the water

(while driving by a pond) "eww, you smell that crab water? shits gross."

by meyons1424 April 17, 2009

Chill Water

A staple of ninth grade geometry teachers' diet, possibly spiked with vodka.

If the teacher doesn't get his Shaws brand chill water, he gets very, very un-chill.

by anonymousbraggart December 19, 2010

thot water

After consuming the majority of an iced coffee and the ice begins to melt, residual coffee that mixes with the melted ice becomes thot water.

"Hey do you have any coffee left?"
"Nah at this point its all just thot water."

by alacerna October 18, 2019

beef water

another term for beef broth or beef stock

do we need any beef water for this recipe?

by tterboski March 20, 2018

Safety Water

Bottled water used to put out a safety torch caused fire.

Tim Tim burned his house down with the safety torches and now he needs safety water to put it out.

by TheReal1 December 8, 2013

Hot as water

Something that is very cool.

I really like that tattoo dude! It’s hot as water.

by NickyDoodles August 30, 2018