Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.

I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !

by Dinuel October 1, 2023

Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

by asdfweasdfwea December 3, 2021

Warm onion

The remains of a tea-bagging on a sunburned face.

The rings on his face was a clear indication that he enjoyed a warm onion.

by Jissy August 20, 2015

Warm arse on the lap

Irish term. Another term for spooning.

Couldn’t get out of the bed this morning. There was a warm arse on the lap

by Golden V January 4, 2025

Ball Warming

When a partner holds your balls in their mouth with no other actions to hopefully get a reaction!

I awoke to witness Mandy Ball Warming me, it was a strange sight and I was very confused! She said "This works for you, Yeah?" SO I took my balls out of her mouth and went home!

by Captain Tatertot October 23, 2023

Warm Monster

An energetic drink (typically of the monster-branded variety) that has not yet been chilled. Normally not identifiable as a drinkable substance by one who has not discovered the existence of ice machines.

I lucked out and snagged the last energy drink in the cafeteria today after the guy in front of me said he didn't want to drink a warm monster. The poor bastard must not have heard of ice machines.

by Tpdanow August 24, 2016

warm ass

a hot little sexy tush

hey boy, you got a warm ass

by hotgirl2 September 23, 2016