When you have arrived at what you assumed would be a awesome party, only to find it overrun with obese, thick skinned ladies.
"Man! Dave told me to go this house for a get together, and when I got there it was a total whale party, and he wasnt even there, must have got the memo before-hand."
by E to the L I July 14, 2009

Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014

(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards
by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010

the absolute bottom of the barrel hore i mean this thing takes the desert yeti and the slam pig and makes them look hot its the couger that prowels not in the bar but in her tinted out car outside of the bar .
drunkie the fuck clown-stumbling out) god damn im waisted i cant see a damn thing!
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good
scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good
scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing
by uncle ruckuss July 27, 2009

by itstimeforafrica January 28, 2021

by GoEatATowel June 26, 2016

The act of lying sprawled-out and helplessly on one's back after ingesting so much food, the fullness is almost unbearable.
After spending two hours at the local all-you-can-eat buffet, Billy says to Bobby,
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."
"I don't think I can walk out of this place; I'm going to have to beach whale it here for a while."
by FatF***s July 31, 2012
