Wagon wheeled

When a pizza delivery driver helps himself to a slice of a customers pie while out on the road. He then spreads the remaining slices in a fashion that conceals the removal, but upon close examination there are gaps between the remaining slices, resembling cardboard "spokes."

This is most common in college towns, where customers are often too intoxicated/high to notice.

(Heard from fraternity house at 1:05 a.m., Thursday) "I've been fuckin' wagon wheeled!"

by ApolloCrudd October 11, 2011

feroth wheel

big homosexual

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by Anonymous May 3, 2003

lemon on wheels

(n.) A poorly manufactured car (american in nature, or with an american parent company usually) which has an engine too weak for the body, crap suspension, 11 seconds to sixty and 50-something mpg

Practically every Ford or GM, plus most of thier subsidiaries. Also, any Nissan Micra.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Wheel Slews

the act of hooking up with sluts.
wheel = hook up, make out, mash, smash, etc.
slew = slut, whore, etc.

Daniel: how many girls are going to this party?
Kevin: there's more girls than guys.
Daniel: sweet bro gotta wheel some slews!
Kevin: you know it!

Guy 1: "Wheeling slews is my favourite pastime!"
Guy 2: "Going to the party on friday?!"
Guy 1: "HELLS YES I AM."
Guy 2: "WHEEL SLEWS MAN, WHEEL SLEWS."

Another Random Guy: "Call me Young Slew Wheeler Life"

by giantyellowspoon January 9, 2011

Jiz On Wheels

A really cool car that you would like to have but you know you cant get it because you are either poor or you aint got no game.

"Yo Oshkon look at that sweet jiz on wheels, I wish I had a sweet ride like that...damn".

by BDALE March 20, 2005

four-wheeling

When a chick sucking on a monster rocket, her head bobs up and down, like she is driving over rough terraine in a 4 wheeler.

That Sluts head was a'bobbin while she was four-wheeling me

by SuperStar Aaron February 12, 2006

Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck

Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"

by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020