Stealth Whale: Girls online that take only head shots. They look fit. But when you meet them well more size 20 than 12 😂. Watch out for them. Warn as many men as you can. These stealth whales are tempting poor males into dates with great online photos and turn up not looking anything like the picture. ... it's a crime. Be stealth whale aware.
by Las79 August 01, 2017
the absolute bottom of the barrel hore i mean this thing takes the desert yeti and the slam pig and makes them look hot its the couger that prowels not in the bar but in her tinted out car outside of the bar .
drunkie the fuck clown-stumbling out) god damn im waisted i cant see a damn thing!
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good
scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing
scum whale takes the bait- hay sweety you wanna ride you look a lil drunk !
drunkie the fuck clown -yeah shure that sounds good
scum whale -lets go to my place .
and then if you choose to exept you will never be seen in the same light ever again you might come up misssing
by uncle ruckuss July 27, 2009
The most amazing best type of shark I love them so much they're my favourite shark they don't participate in eeping in the same way that humans (🙄) do, they live for over one hundred real years (REAL) and they have teeth on their eyes which is really cool also they're the biggest shark and they're friendly to humans they're very vulnerable to pollution so STOP POLLUTING MAN THEY NEED TO LIVE THEY ARE EXACTLY 💯 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU MAN STOP THAT POLLUTION SHIT
by Johnathan loves whale sharks June 30, 2023
Man, I've got no money!
Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.
Why don't you go whale bating? There's a mad fatty over there with loads of cash.
by J-Pane March 09, 2011
(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards
by N. Lipstick January 03, 2010
The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 29, 2010
the 360 change in direction performed by a girl on top during intercourse with a girthy dick. The circle can begin at any point (facing forward, either side or reverse cowgirl) and must end at that point.
I totally thought i was gonna last another few minutes until she decided to polish the whale, totally blew it.
by Girthywhale December 23, 2009