(noun) A comparison of a picture of a whale and former MLB pitcher David Wells, often used humorously in internet message boards
by N. Lipstick January 3, 2010
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I totally thought i was gonna last another few minutes until she decided to polish the whale, totally blew it.
by Girthywhale December 23, 2009
Get the Polish the whale mug.The commonly seen attempt of topping out on your climbing route. Involves laying on your stomach while flailing your arms and legs. Often unsuccessful. To see this phenomynon just take a trip up to your local climbing craigs, sit back, and wait. You won't miss it!
Bystander 1: Hey. Look! What's that guy doing ontop of that rock?
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
Bystander 2: Aw man, he's tryin' the beached whale! It's not gonna work!
by BestClimbersYou'llEverNotMeet May 28, 2010
Get the The Beached Whale mug.Genetically altered whales that have the following attributes:
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Lasers
•Wings
•Tank Treads
•Cannons
•Explosions
The luxury version also has:
•Carpeting
•Alcohol
•Upholstery
•A life-sized statue of Skeletor
•Pizza
They are destined to go back in time to the American Revolution and fuck shit up. They may also be sent to WWII, the Hundred Years War, and the French Revolution.
•Kyogre is the Mega Luxury King of the Battle Whales.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
Guy 1: I wish I had a Battle Whale.
Guy 2: One does not simply own a Battle Whale.
by Leader of the Battle Whales June 14, 2014
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