turkoma

A special type of food coma that comes with eating too much turkey on thanksgiving.

"did someone slip that chick a roofie?" "nah she just has turkoma"

by vinceomac November 26, 2009

Turkey Fuchers

The act of celebrating both the American and Canadian version of thanksgiving solely for the the puropse of cooking and eating a second Turkey dinner.

Thom: Hey Joe where's Tim?
Joe: hes celebrating thanksgiving with his family.
Thom: What? but wasn't Thanksgiving a week ago?
Joe: yeah but they are a bunch of "Turkey Fuchers"

by couchsalesman November 30, 2009

Turkish Grind

1.) A form of coffee preparation widely popularized during the former Ottoman empire. During preparation, the coffee beans are ground into a powder/dry clay-like consistency and then boiled in water. This style of preparation is unique in the respect that it does not require the use of a filter. As the coffee grounds brew they simply settle to the bottom of the cup.

2.) A profound sexual maneuver in which a female of Mediterranean origin places her posterior within the general vicinity of a male's genitalia.

Man: Excuse me waiter, but there appears to be a gratuitous amount of sludge at the bottom of my cup.

Waiter: Oh that's just the coffee grounds, we use a Turkish Grind here.

________________

Guy: Dude, that girl from the Greek restaurant took me back to her place last night and gave me a Turkish Grind!

Other Guy: Dude, righteous!

by JavaTheMocha September 12, 2010

Turkey Surfing

Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.

"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"

by Kicklndaballz March 27, 2012

turkey fingers

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person

stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

by Sexydimma September 30, 2014

Turkey Magurky

Referring to someone of the retarded nature.

Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.

by SRG22 September 25, 2014

turkey weenie

A perfect, vanilla white boy with a pale, soft peach/pink skin color, tends to have VERY supple pink lips, so very supple and so very pink it tends to make one uncomfortable. He will likely have many brown moles, reddish nipples, flared nostrils when he laughs. He is the type to enjoy Kraft macaroni and cheese, plain Cheerios, and milk. The term turkey weenie will refer to the appearance and hue of his genitals.

Ansel Elgort is the ultimate turkey weenie.

by googims August 5, 2015