Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Belly Button Hot Tub

When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.

by PRAWLN December 10, 2022

tubs

very intimidating and hot as fuck like holy shit they’re hot oh my god and they love women haveybeownquhdjshwuehfu

Oh my god Tubs is hot

by anonymous December 13, 2021

Slug the tub

When you have sex with a fat girl

Yeah bro I’m gonna slug the tub tonight. Becky is fucking huge

by Tremballsgggg March 27, 2019

Tubs

Someone who may be in fact overweight or "tubby" if you will.

Troy: Dude I swear I did not eat that whole gallon of ice cream, and 3 donuts.
AJ: Ya okay tubs.

by Drake _ November 29, 2021

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

tub slurper

The practice of slurping water out of a bath drain after another male has masturbated and orgasmed in the water during his bath.

That dude looks like he is a tub slurper.

by Mr._Meat_Whisle March 25, 2024