tub hub

People who are crazy about baths and bathing

John: Dave is still in the bath?
Robert: What a tub hub!

by MattDIC818 February 4, 2015

Hot tub bologna

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.

Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived

by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023

Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”

Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”

by zealasquigs April 30, 2023

tub sailor

Members of the coast guard. Bath tubs are about the same size of a Coast Guard cutter.

Well if you can't get into the Navy, you might want to be a tub sailor.

by mighty mighty SEALtone November 24, 2016

Croydon hot tub

Similar to a regular hot tub (guy shits in girl's pussy, and fucks the shit out), but the guy and girl are related

My cousin's pussy smelled like dead animals when I ate her out, so I gave her a croydon hot tub

I gave my sister a croydon hot tub, and now I got an infection in my pee hole

by Girth Dickson August 10, 2017

Bulgarian Hot Tub

When a woman gargles warm water as a man dips his balls into her mouth allowing the bubbles to caress the balls like the jets of a hot tub.

Damn dude did you hear that Stephanie gave Billy a Bulgarian Hot Tub last weekend. He sure is one lucky dude

by Chad699 April 1, 2024

Slug the tub

When you have sex with a fat girl

Yeah bro I’m gonna slug the tub tonight. Becky is fucking huge

by Tremballsgggg March 27, 2019