Waukegan county fair

When you spill beer on your dick and Peter and Chelsey’s dog lick it off

I spilled beer on my dick and Bailey Waukegan county faired me

by Dirk513 July 8, 2023

fair connection

The hiring process which certain people have to obtain employment at certain agencies. This connection is usually to management or board members who want to hire their friends instead of promoting their current employees that are over qualified and well-deserved.

Once again the new hire has a "fair connection", thusly they got the open position. FUCKING SUCKS!!!

by Tara April 21, 2005

olp fair

The best fair that could ever possibly occur. After the Olp Fair, everyone goes crazy. Summer is on the horizon. The fair is filled with rides, some popular ones are Zipper and Gravatron. Everyone will tell you “Omg you know how many people have gotten tossed out of the zipper” but it never has happened. The Olp Fair is the best time of the year without a doubt. Everyone gets excited for it and everyone knows to bring their quarters for the infamous quarter game where no one ever wins.

DUDE THE OLP FAIR IS TOMORROW! SUMMER HERE WE COME

by New Providence Lover May 19, 2018

Air fair

The act of holding onto an object suspended in the air and letting go explosive diarrhea onto your partners private part as a last resort to turn them on.

I was so desperate I had to air fair her.

by Kentucky’s grand man June 30, 2025

Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

faire une Auzon

Croire sur parole ce que l'on raconte, ne pas comprendre le troll, être naïf et légèrement con.

AH ! Tu pensais vraiment qu'il était sérieux ? Tu as fait une Auzon.
faire une Auzon

by Rikudowo December 3, 2019