by anonymous March 7, 2024
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I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.
I need to go to the mechanic because of my flu tire.
by asajfkl June 28, 2022
Get the Flu Tire mug.Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.
IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !
by Francis7 October 1, 2010
Get the TIRE TOUPEE mug.We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂
by Exe we're tired of u mfs November 23, 2021
Get the Exe we're tired of u mfs mug.A girl/guy who are really only interested in fellow enthusiasts that are way out of his league, because they do not have the funds or knowledge to properly modify their own car. They befriend members that have significantly nicer and highly modified vehicles and start constantly hanging around and taking photos with these members vehicles and posting said photos in an attempt to claim some of that attention for themselves. These leeches are typically so desperate to remain friends with these elite members, that they are willing to do absolutely anything to be allowed to continuing hanging around them. Frequently these individuals use their own ass in exchange for admission to the elite squad.
If played right by the guy with the ride, he gets to rail the other individual because they are so desperate to have friends that have a nice cars that they will allow anything.
"Use me for the ride, I'll use you for the hide"
-Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Man, you seen Asa lately?"
"who, that guy with the stock s4?"
"yeah, the one that keeps bragging about cars that aren't even his? "
"ooh yeah! He's the one that never shows up at any meets and always talks shit about everyone "
"damn, he doesn't even drive a nice car tho"
"Yea man he's a huge tire biter"
If played right by the guy with the ride, he gets to rail the other individual because they are so desperate to have friends that have a nice cars that they will allow anything.
"Use me for the ride, I'll use you for the hide"
-Sir Mix-A-Lot
"Man, you seen Asa lately?"
"who, that guy with the stock s4?"
"yeah, the one that keeps bragging about cars that aren't even his? "
"ooh yeah! He's the one that never shows up at any meets and always talks shit about everyone "
"damn, he doesn't even drive a nice car tho"
"Yea man he's a huge tire biter"
"Man, you seen Asa lately?"
"who, that guy with the stock s4?"
"yeah, the one that keeps bragging about cars that aren't even his? "
"ooh yeah! He's the one that never shows up at any meets and always talks shit about everyone "
"damn, he doesn't even drive a nice car tho"
"Yea dude, he's huge tire biter"
"who, that guy with the stock s4?"
"yeah, the one that keeps bragging about cars that aren't even his? "
"ooh yeah! He's the one that never shows up at any meets and always talks shit about everyone "
"damn, he doesn't even drive a nice car tho"
"Yea dude, he's huge tire biter"
by WheelsNSuspensionIsntAbuild February 28, 2017
Get the Tire Biter mug.What you think about those people who look 10 years older than they are.
Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).
corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.
Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.
Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.
Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Not to be confused with those people who look 10 or more years younger than they are (without surgerical enhancements).
corrosion of negativity and being sedentary in life, manifesting from the inside out.
Describing people who are afraid of living and are therefore dying faster than is normal. You can often overhear these people say that they are going to get Cancer.
Can also refer to those that wear too much makeup, drink too much, or do anything that keeps that "old" look to them.
Definitely describing people who eat poorly, desperate to "think" young, or are stuck in the same circle of filth that they have lived in for years.
Guy at a bar: here's my ID
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.
Bartender: damn u look tired
Bartender: oh, I don't need that. You're at least 40.
Guy: no, I just turned 30.
Bartender: damn u look tired
by Alive&kickin October 21, 2013
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