Tired

A mom who... uses incomplete sentences

Example: (being tired and forgetting what you're doing)
"I came here to grab...wait...:loud bang: What was that?!...oh yeah, we're out of milk, right?"

by DEADMAN#! October 8, 2020

Tired

No, what I'm tired of is piece of shit the-rapists trying to dictate to me what I want.

Hym "Oh? Really!? THAT'S what I want!? Because I thought I wanted a different thing but clearly I don't know what the fuck I'm talking. You're right. I would much rather be cattle than get credit for my contributions and be duely compensated for my property. You got it chief. It's the cattle's life for me I guess. I also don't need any of the things I think I need AND I'll take a heeping helping of being bullied into compliance by a serial rapist pretending to be me because HE should DEFINITELY be the decider of what ANYBODY does. That's great! I love that for me. And then! Then... When I get tired of that... I'll just kill a kid and then myself! It works perfectly for everyone! Great plan. Great talk. Thanks doc!"

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

tired

colt green

he is tired

by ඞkඞhඞfඞdඞs ඩ ඩ ඩ ඩj ඩj ඩ May 12, 2022

tire

A Nickname for someone named Tyler. There are also other nicknames too! Here is the list:

|Tire

|Tireton

|Tidepod

|Tidalwave

|Typewriter

|Tomato

|Turnip

|Ceiling Fan

| Ritz Cracker Box (don't ask.)

| Trashbag

| Dumpster

| Trampoline

Person 1: "Hey Tire."
Tyler: "Yello!"
GROUP: "Hi Trampoline!! Or Typeriter! Or..gosh there are a LOT of nicknames for you. Holy Guava!"
Tyler *confused as hecc*
Person 1: *sips water aggressively while keeping eye contact with Tireton*
Person 2 Out of nowhere: *holds ritz cracker 20 pack box*

by basil_underwood December 20, 2023

flying tire salesman

Ohio State highway patrolman

I told that flying tire salesman to take that ticket and shove it up his ass!

by READYRED April 19, 2021

tired vision

When you’ve been on your computer or phone too long that your vison gets blurry or you get sleepy

I’ve been on my computer all day working on this project I’m starting to get tired vision.

by Clickbait May 4, 2018

Tires

Tires Pluto's platonic sis is hot and sexy. Rumours say that they make out every day who knows.
tires is 4'1

Tires is hot and sexy and cute and awesome

by Plutouwu January 3, 2022