Thighmonds

Thighmonds are the hot, sticky result of any sexual encounter in which the "pull out" method of birth control is employed and the male finds his release spillng all over his partners upper legs. Essentially it is the southern hemispheres answer to "the pearl necklace" of the northern territories.

"I can't believe you slept with him. You did use protection. Right?"
"Well..."
"You're kidding, right?"
"Well, he said he'd wear a condom and then, before I knew what was happening, he sprayed me like an alley cat yelling 'Yeah, baby, yeah! Thighmonds are a girls best friend!' and then he fell asleep on top of me."
"You sure can pick 'em, can't you?"
"Bitch."

by Aulderath January 19, 2013

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thigh cunt

a hole in the thigh, resembling or similar to a vagina or other useable orifice.

She had surgery, and the incision in her leg was so deep, it was a thigh cunt.

by thigh cunt January 23, 2013

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Mono-Thigh

Someone whos that fat there thighs rub together and looks like
its just one (mono) thigh

Fuking hell, Chris Melia has a Mono-thigh!... Seb Parkinson you fucking monothigh

by Chris Melia December 9, 2008

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Thighkles

An Ankle that is on a fat person. This is when the Thigh seems to merge into the ankle to form a large mass of fat with no definition. People with Thighkles usually suck at everything. Especially sports, school and social life.

Jay "Cankles" is a perfect example!

by CANKLE CRUSHER May 29, 2005