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hind fight

When you and bae disagree about something that happened so long ago it doesn't matter.
"Where were you last night?" "Josh and I got into a hind fight about who recommended Breaking Bad to whom"

"Why are we hind fighting about what restaurant we ate at?"
by roonil wazlib December 7, 2017
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pelvic fight

A fight issued between a man and a woman, often out of anger or frustration upon their counterpart. Demonstrated by the continual, often repetitive assault of one's pelvis against the other's. This act can be carried out with or without clothes on, but is more effective when nude. If done properly, neither opponent should be able to stand.

In a pelvic fight it is difficult to determine the winner. The one standing at the end should be the winner. However, if done properly and unable to move or stand, the winner is the one who ends up on top or in the more dominant position you end up being in.

If there are more than two combatants in this pelvic fight, then you must have a process of elimination, similar to the Super Bowl's tournament methods, up til you have two combatants going for the gold.
Did you hear about Britney Spears ending up in the Mental Ward? I bet she'll miss all the random pelvic fights she used to get into.

Thunder Down Under have several homosexual pelvic fighter champions of the world.
by Seilka Dracon January 11, 2009
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Billow Fight

Like a pillow fight, except instead of whacking each other with pillows, the combatants are blowing huge clouds of smoke on each other. The bigger the cloud, the better. Bonus points for making them cough or struggle to see.
"BILLOW FIGHT!"
*blows monster cloud of smoke in your face*
by Big Ernest January 12, 2023
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Sex Fight

A sexual competition between two or more players where’d you have to make your opponent orgasm/ejaculate before they make you in order to win.
Sex Fight = First To Cum Matches/Competitive Sex
by Chief Mfkn Keef June 7, 2022
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Kick-Fight

When two mates/pals join hands left to left right to right to show respect. They then proceed to kick or knee each others legs until one asks to stop or a bone is broken.

Sometimes done to resolve an argument but usually done for the crack.
Greg: Yo pal - you up for a kick-fight?
Cal: Yeah why not mate

During kick fight:

Greg: Ah stop I think you just broke my shin!!!
Cal: Haha you'll never mess with me again will you
by CalciumKid May 11, 2009
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Dictionary Fight

When one or more retard(s) fight over the defiance of a specific word. They are arguing on the definition of the same word. People could go so far into this rabbit-hole that they forget to realize that a word could have multiple meanings from different times; especially in the English Language.

However, you would assume that a "Dictionary Fight" could be settled by looking up a word on any dictionary, it is a paradox on its' own and must be avoided. If this is not achieved, then you will sound like an autistic person rambling on a never ending argument.
Example: Definition of Terrorism.
Person 1: Terrorism is when a Muslim kills people, like in 9/11.
Person 2: NO! It is a political conflict as in the case of the Jacobins during the French Revolution.
Person 3: Terrorism is a racist word that discriminates against people of color! We must BAN IT!
Person 4: Actually, Terrorism is defined as; an unlawful use of violance to intimidate one or to cause fear on others.

Person 5: You;re all wrong, you're all stuck in the never ending Dictionary Fight!
by ZakAttackaufDeutsch February 14, 2018
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Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.
It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!
by DirtyQ2017 January 30, 2015
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