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Triangle head

Definition for a very dumb boi that molests five-year-old kids. These unique subspecies are very dangerous and are also very incredibly nosy and won't mind their own business. This subspecies will hurt, offend, molest, and bully small kids of the age of 5+.

They are known for being incredibly addicted to very dirty video games and steal their parent's credit cards to spend money on the game.
Every time you see these Triangle heads, they would always be with some sort of assistant. This assistant is usually very fat and dumb.
If you call a Triangle head themselves a "Triangle head”, they will get very mad and run at you attempting to kill you. ( Their only attack move is pinching and kicking.)
Me: *Whispering* Hey dude bla bla bla…
Friend: *Whispering* ha ha yea bla bla bla…
Triangle head: TALKING BOUT ME???? HMMM?
Me: no
Friend: Yea, triangle head, piss off!
Triangle head: WAAAAAHHHHH IMMA TELL ON YOU FOR CALLING ME THAT!!!
Me: Of course, a natural habit of a triangle head...
by Bernymasturbating1269 June 17, 2019
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Triangle of Oppression

A system in which horny chads, blonde bimbos, and greedy rich people have basically hijacked America to their own benefit and society's detriment, leaving in their wake a large undercaste of silenced, oppressed average joes
Trapped by the triangle of oppression, Johnny was contantly stuck dateless and low on cash
by D Flawless April 26, 2020
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Cleckhuddersfax triangle

A triangle area drawn between Cleckheaton, Huddersfield and Halifax. Similar to the Bermuda Triangle, this area of land is a mysterious and magical land that often swallows up people and aircraft without warning.
“Where do you thing Madeline McCann is?”
“Could be in the Cleckhuddersfax triangle
by cool hard June 24, 2023
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Mikes Bermuda triangle

3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.
The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.
by Metal bender 69 November 7, 2023
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Mushroom in a Triangle

Mushroom in a triangle refers to a pp being inserted to a vjayjay in a 90 degree angle with great rapid force
Rylee has a mushroom in a triangle as her discord name, you know she likes it rough.
by Super Straights September 19, 2021
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asshole triangle

A triangle connecting Abany, Boston, and Philadelphia. In Pinball gaming circles this area is know for containing an excessive number of assholes.
Oh, don't mind him. That dick lives in the asshole triangle.
by channelmaniac January 13, 2018
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triangle ur stomaina

an ultra cool way to tell your friends to train your stamina
Jake: Run more then
Drake: No
Jake: Triangle ur stomaina
by Drake0545 November 17, 2022
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