Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.

I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.

by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009

Busted Spears

An accurate way to describe Britney Spears, originating from a Floptina stan from ONTD.

Did you see Busted Spears's last photoshoot? She looks like the spokeswoman for Beached Whales Awareness Day.

by floptinaisshit April 24, 2011

speared the fish

the act of having sex, or any example of penetrating the vagina

Dude, Bill Clinton totaly speared the fish with Monica Lewinsky.

by greekbestforugg May 30, 2012

forum spearing

Akin to forum trolling, forum spearing is directed towards a single member of a forum, just as spearing fish targets a single fish. Also simply called "spearing", it usually occurs when a forum member is found to be easily offended, or lacks a sense of humor.

"This forum user is taking every post way too seriously, and the other members have started spearing him relentlessly."

"I love when people take me seriously on this forum. They become prime candidates for forum spearing."

by Slang mint May 1, 2009

Britney Spears

The best pop star to ever exist.

“Have You Heard Baby One More Time?”

“Of course! I’m a huge fan of Britney Spears”

by marajvoodoo June 27, 2021

Having a Britney Spears

Making drastic esthetical changes to your appearance after a traumatic and/or painful event

"what did Fabio do?"

"His girlfriend left him so he got a giant tattoo of a dragon on his back"

"He sure is having a Britney Spears"
"Yeah"

by Petomarzo November 6, 2020

spear catching

The act of being the bottom in a homosexual relationship; usually secretive.

Nobody knows but that guy be spear catching in his spare time.

by Jack1ntheBox September 29, 2022