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scrotum sock

the act of stretching the scrotal skin over the penis to form a sock.
my dick is so warm. my scrotum sock is extra fuzzy.
by fartsafety January 3, 2009
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Willy Sock

To keep your willy warm on those intimate nights with those one night stand slappers.
My dad asked me if he could borrow a willy sock as him and my mother wanted to naked hug.
by Willy sock maker March 5, 2010
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Mustard Sock

Your jerk off sock. That stiff, rigid man mustard crusted sock under the bed you pray your mum doesn’t find.
I’m so upset right now. I cleaned Johnny’s room and found a dozen mustard socks under his bed.

I always jerk with a mustard sock. Much less messy.
by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018
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China Sock

To do with Masturbation. Initially a "Wank Sock", That over time and multiple uses, has taken on the noticeable characteristics of brittleness associated with China crockery.
"Xav? Did you drop a plate in your room? or was it your China Sock?
by llc1234 October 20, 2011
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cum sock

the things under your brothers bed
cum sock is a sock u cum in
by peniswenisflenis September 1, 2022
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pine sock

A diseased vagina that is so raw and inflamed, it looks like as though the woman fucked a Christmas tree.
Omg I was gonna go down on Ashely but she had a pine sock. I swear a baby Jesus was hanging out of it.
by Flexo Rodriguez December 6, 2017
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rocked and socked

Guy 1: Betty got rocked and socked at the party last night!

Guy 2: rocked and socked?
Guy 1: Betty snorted cocaine and then got fucked
by Goose2121 August 8, 2015
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