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lizard statement

a statement made by someone with a really annoying voice
My really annoying sister is always making lizard statements.
by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023
mugGet the lizard statementmug.

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
mugGet the Choke the lizardmug.

lizard piss

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss
by Lizard piss June 11, 2017
mugGet the lizard pissmug.

lizard spit

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.

This term comes from "drain your lizard"
there's no rush, take your time so you don't get lizard spit
by fightingcrow May 27, 2010
mugGet the lizard spitmug.

Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
by anonymous November 13, 2022
mugGet the Lizard Dickmug.

Lizard caps

A small capsule used for recreational purposes, leaving the user licking their eyebrows.
The people at 954 use lizard caps, a new drug and lick their eyebrows.
by Lizard caps April 26, 2017
mugGet the Lizard capsmug.
This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.
"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"
by pixeel November 29, 2023
mugGet the National turn Lizard into a Flareon daymug.

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