by bigsister3364 July 14, 2023

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017

noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
by fightingcrow May 27, 2010

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection
Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection
Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
by anonymous November 13, 2022

by Lizard caps April 26, 2017

This is the day where you can turn anyone named Lizard into a Flareon from Pokémon with no permission.
"Okay Lizard, it's National turn Lizard into a Flareon day! Hold still so I can prepare the cool spell that turns you into a Flareon because I want to!"
by pixeel November 29, 2023
