Jared

Jared is a tanned sexy radgie man who loves cocaine so much it’s sometimes all he thinks about , his penis is the fattest and biggest in all the land but sometimes seems to be a problem when it comes to small girls … he always loves to shuffle and do stupid things that he doesn’t think about

“Fuck sake what is jared doing ….”
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by Sexy brunette girl November 23, 2021

Jared

Pussy or vagina. Someone who's not about that in life.

That guy is being a real Jared.

Grow up, don't be a Jared.

by Sally0311 September 22, 2023

Jared

Jared.we hate him for stealing her.Srry Wilber:(

Of course I met Jared

by Livingtubbo404 September 12, 2021

Jared

Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…

Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.

by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 16, 2022

Jared

Jared is a nigga

Yup that’s it

He’s a nigga

Her: hey have you seen Jared?

Him: no I haven’t ever since he became a nigga

by OwOkillme September 13, 2019

Jared

A Nigerian husky dragon who has a small peen.

That weird Samoan named Jared is a Nigerian husky dragon!

by Sfjjhddcvv6787gjk June 7, 2019

Jared Effect Theory

Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.

The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.

by imchampurchump March 28, 2025